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time-for-maps:

this changes everything oh my god

do you understand why it trips me out that people can drive 45 minutes and be in aNOTHER COUNTRY?

I drive for 45 minutes and im like

a city over 

I live in “Italy” and took a day trip to go to “Austria” and “Germany”

 #it is literally impossible to leave texas #you will be in texas #FOREVER

Chums, that’s sweet, and all, but Australia just ate Texas for breakfast. 

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If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you aren’t a city over, you’re just 45 minutes away from the city.

If you drive for 45 minutes in Australia you may not even leave the cattle station.

It used to take me an hour and a half of travel time to visit my sister in the same state.

it takes me an hour and a half to get to uni ever day

It takes me 1 hour on 2 buses and 2 trains just to get to school every day. Straya.

Cute, but I just drove 6 hours to visit my aunt one state over.

I live in Texas and can I just say that this makes me very proud

yo bitches I drove 16 hours through floods to get to Home to Sydney from Gold Coast

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pyotr-the-great:

d0nniedarko:

That awful moment when you learn that this wasn’t scripted. That Will Smith’s character was actually supposed to brush off the whole thing, but Will’s father actually had left him when he was younger and he just fell apart on the set and the hug at the end was from one actor to another, not one character to another.

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Seriously though, if you want to be my friend all you have to do is message me saying “Hi we’re friends now ok” and I’ll just be like “ok, hi friend” and BAM our friendship has been made.

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the-pietriarchy:

I’m doing a tumblr giveaway 

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being popular on tumblr is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria of a mental hospital

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ah love

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worcaholics:

judgementdays:

why is this whole website suddenly obsessed w/ cotton eyed joe

Yeah like where did it come from where did it go

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primisthebomb:

you’ve got your olive oil

virgin olive oil

extra virgin olive oil

olive oil with a questionable past

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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